Celebrity Ghost Stories

When we were on holiday, we caught a few episodes of this:

This programme is really simple:
Celebrities tell their spooky experiences to the camera and there are little bits of reconstructions in between.
It is really simple and VERY spooky.

Apart from one particular story-

Marilyn Manson- he told a story involving him, a bully from school, an older brother, drinking, satanic rituals in an old abandoned barn and a Necronomicon.

What's that you say? A Necronomicon?

Oh yeah Marilyn (if indeed that is your real name!), of course, you just happened across an actual Necronomicon in your small town bookshop, right beside the magnetic bookmark stand.

As. If.

I personally believe that if someone sells a child a Necronomicon they should call the parents of that child to let them know:

'Hello, Mrs Manson? Just to let you know I have sold your son a book that contains untold occult powers and possibly may open a gateway to Hell, just wanted to let you know, OK bye......ooops forgot to say your newspaper bill is due.. thanks!'

I don't believe you Marilyn.
But.
If you have got a Necronomicon, please don't do any magic on me.
And.
If you do have one, I really hope it looks like the Monster book of Monsters from Harry Potter. (but not as fluffy)